The Skycoin famiy need you!

   Hello to all you Skycoin fans out there! So yesterday you all read how I pampered my girlfriend Katey for Valentine's Day and became the world's best boyfriend. Today it's back to business as usual: driving sports cars, relaxing in hot tubs, getting some Vitamin D from the tanning bed, and generally spending money like its a cheddar shredding marathon. Today, Skycoin is up at the $23 mark, so that means the 15,000 Skycoins I bought last week (and recommended to my readers) at $17  just made me $90,000 profit. Should I buy another BMW for Katey? Nah, not yet. I'll wait until the one she has now needs an oil change. I've always hated replacing oil filters; way too much work. You got to love the Skycoin life. We have so much disposable income that we have disposable BMWs.

"Thanks for the gift honey! I can use it for your blood stains!"

    This morning I figured I'd call up the other leading lady in my life. No, I'm not talking about my cleaning lady Inga, who insists on cleaning the bathtub while I'm busting a grumpy. I'm talking about the other lady in my life that also has absolutely no sense of privacy: my Mom. I wanted to see how her Valentine's Day went and to see if my Dad bought her the usual Hallmark card and cleaning supplies. No, my Dad isn't exactly a Don Juan Romeo, but he gets the job done. He provides presents when the occasion calls for it, even if it's the latest model of a Hoover carpet cleaner. I called my Mom up on here infamous prepaid Nokia clamshell phone. "Hi, Mom! How are you doing?" "Tommy! I'm doing great, how are you?" she answered. I'm not sure if she recognized my voice or she finally figured out how to save my number as a contact on her phone. "Great Mom! Did you see Skycoin is at $23 today?"
  

    I knew that she must have seen my post on Facebook on her daily Facebook spy mission: she has to know if I've proposed to Katey yet or if I've decided to finally go to college like my cousin Frank. Before calling her, I had posted a graph of Skycoin's price and a screenshot of my Cryptopia account. "Yes, I saw your post on Facebook," she exclaimed. Just as predicted. She got on board with Skycoin the first time I told her about it. And since she was in charge of my Dad's finances, he was definitely on board, whether he knew it or not. Honestly though, how could they not be on board? She saw what the Skycoin life was all about. For instance, at Christmas I pulled up to my parents' house in a brand new Chevy Colorado; the back filled with gifts for everyone. The Lynx 54" gas BBQ grill with rotisserie was for my Dad. The Osaki zero-gravity massage chair was for my Mom. For my little brother Mike, the Chevy Colorado, as long as he gave me a ride home.

She's going to make it rain on Bingo Night

    "Honey, I'm so happy you told me about Skycoin when it was $4," she told me. I could hear my dad in the background, 5 feet away from the phone yelling like he was 50 feet away, "Ask him when we should sell!" My Mom meekly began, "Your Dad wants to know..." "Yeah Mom, I heard," I cut her off.  "Can you do me favor Mom? Next time the tornado siren goes off, give me a call so I can listen to it with my other ear and get an even deafness on both sides. Thanks." My Mom was silent for a few seconds then started talking to my Dad, "Tommy says..." After a couple minutes of trying to explain the joke to my Mom and Dad, I got around to answering his question. I explained to them that Skycoin is due to surpass Bitcoin which is currently at the $9000 mark.
    "You guys could wait for that," I suggested "or you could cash out sooner if you wanted to buy a new car or a summer home or something like that. Right now is the time to buy though, while it's on sale." My Mom figured out how to put her phone on speaker and we discussed the whole thing for another half an hour or so. Subsequent to my Dad's 8th or 9th mispronunciation of "Cryptopia", I found myself starting to mispronounce it. That was my signal to say bye and remind them that I loved them. That's the great thing about the Skycoin life: you can share it with everybody! It's not a like a nugget of gold pulled out of the stream that you have to hide from everyone like Gollums "preciousss." It's an investment opportunity that can make everyone rich. I've been proud to tell everyone about it.
   

    I was at the bottom, living the life of a wage-slave. But I wasn't satisfied with that life, so I was determined to do the research and find an investment opportunity that could get me out of the slump I was in. I'm proud to tell people that I'm an investor and an entrepreneur! I've even had business cards made up so people know who to call if they want to become financially independent. Katey thought it was slightly cheesy for me to have a foil hologram of me winking and doing the finger gun, but when you want people to remember you, you got to go all out! Plus it's a subtle reminder to my Mom and Dad who their favorite son is everytime they walk past the refrigerator and see one of the magnets I had made up as well. Please, folks, tell the people you love about Skycoin! Let's get all our loved ones into the Skycoin family!