How to have a perfect Valentine's Day: Thank you Skycoin!

   

Welcome back fellow Skycoin fans! So as most of you all know, today is Valentine's Day! Before Skycoin, I hated this day. There was already enough pressure to pay past due bills with the meek income I was bringing in. But then Valentine's day would come around and I would have to make tough decisions like, "Do I buy roses and dinner for the girlfriend or do I put gas in the car?" Thank goodness for Skycoin that I don't have to make insane choices like that anymore. Now that I'm a Skycoin millionaire, I live a life of plenty. No more debt, no more empty gas tanks, no more empty bellies, and most importantly, no more disappointing Valentine's Days.

    Actually, this is the first Valentine's Day of my Skycoin life, so I woke up feeling cheerful but slightly trepidatious. Although I knew I was going to knock this Valentine's Day out of the ballpark, I also felt I had to compensate for all the disappointing Valentines prior to this one. Katey was with me before I had discovered Skycoin, through thick and thin, when I was making minimum wage at Lowe's, living in the suburban slums of Denver. This was my chance to show my appreciation: she had been there for the bad times, now it was time to have the good times.  I'm not sure why she stuck with me through the bad times exactly. It certainly wasn't for money or status. It must have been my well-groomed facial hair.

  

You're broke and lonely, what have you got to lose?

     I started off this Valentine's Day by waking up before her (which is a rare occasion) and making breakfast for her. I already had a dozen 3-foot red roses delivered the evening before, hidden in a closet in the garage. I cooked up some caramelized banana french toast with eggs benedict and bacon on the side. On my large butler tray (as I like to call it) I carried her breakfast and roses up to the bedroom so she could have breakfast in bed. I gently put the tray down next to her on the bed and woke her up with Tony Toni Tone's "Anniversary" playing on my phone. She loved it.  I'm not trying to brag, but it was slick.

Nothing says "I love you" like a deep fried colon cleanser

     Let's compare this to last years Valentines, the pre-Skycoin Valentines. The only thing that was slick was Katey's hands and face after eating an especially greasey breakfast of a bacon and egg McGriddle with a side of McHashbrowns and a McOrangeJuice the size of a dixie cup. Before I discovered Skycoin and became a millionaire, there wasn't much money for a decent breakfast and definitely not enough for a dozen roses. McDonald's and plastic roses from the Dollar Tree were as good as it got. I told you, I don't know why she stuck with me, but I'm very happy she did.

       After she was done eating breakfast I told her to get ready because we were going to get a couples hot stone massage at a day spa. "After the massage, we are going to go to Panzano," I told her as I was walking out of the bedroom. "By the way, I rented a convertible again. This time it's a BMW M6 and it's already in the driveway. I hope you enjoy it." She was giddy. She had always wanted to drive a BMW but the closest she ever got was a VW Bug. It was German and had letters, but it certainly wasn't a BMW. As we went outside I asked her "How about I drive to the spa and you drive to Panzano? Deal?" She nodded with delight.

      The back massages were awesome. It was the first time I've gotten a back massage from a dude though. I'm comfortable with my sexuality, so I wasn't bothered by it. However, in retrospect, telling him "No happy endings, okay buddy? At least not in front of my girlfriend" may not have have been

Just because he bought it, doesn't mean I have to take him

the best icebreaker for that situation. Nonetheless, Doug got all the kinks and knots out of my back and shoulders. He actually did I better job than most of the female masseuses I usually have. After we were finished, Katey and I walked back to the BMW to drive to Panzano and she asked me for the keys. "I lied," I told her.

     "What do you mean you lied? You're not going to let me drive?" I laughed and tossed the keys to her. "You can drive, but it's not a rental. Look at the keys." On the keychain, instead of a rental company ID card, there was a metal tag inscribed with "Happy Valentine's Day Katey. Enjoy your new car. Love Tommy." So what do you think? Did I make up for last years McDonald's and plastic roses? I'm pretty sure I did. And now I am the best boyfriend in the whole world, all thanks to Skycoin. I hope all of you Skycoin fans out there had a wonderful Valentine's Day too! You can be the best boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife too, as long as you keep investing in your partner and keep investing in Skycoin!