Glamping with Skycoin

   
   

You're worried about pickles? He just got done scrubbing toilets.

    Hi, all you Skycoin fans out there! So today was a fun day for Katey and I. We went to go pick up our RV from Camping World. I had few customizations done to it after I bought it last week. Yes, they were expensive, but being a Skycoin millionaire means that I can customize anything I want. A big change from a year ago, when trying to get a McDouble without pickles meant that I was going to have to get my order from the lobby and stare down the burger crew to make sure they got that difficult "customization" right. "Hey, yeah, over here! No pickles on that one! Right, no pickles... so yeah... just take the pickles off... I still want the hamburger part though..." Now that I'm living the Skycoin life, I have everything customized (and I don't eat at McDonald's anymore). Custom RVs, cars, clothes, furniture, electronics, even shoes. A cobbler isn't just desert, who knew?

  Anyways, the one thing I had to change about the RV was the carpet. Our dogs Sandy and Duke are going to be coming with us wherever we go in this thing, so a carpet would quickly get dirtier than Bill Cosby's diary. Too soon? Now I've always been a fan of tile flooring so we had Camping World replace the carpet with some custom mosaic sky blue and white tile imported from Italy. I actually had a tile artist (again, who knew?) design the Skycoin logo right in the middle of the floor out of tiny little tile squares. I mean, I had to. If it wasn't for Skycoin, the only RV I would be driving now is my old Rattling Vehicle, a 1999 Honda Civic with 328K on the odometer. I also swapped out the RV's fabric couch with a white leather couch. I had to wait a week to get it done but it's not like you can just have Bruno the mover come in, hoist it up on his shoulders, and be out. Everything is specially made for the RV and secured to the frame.

Big Daddy Junky Trunk is enroute to Spruce Lake. Do you copy?

    We arrived at Camping World early, at around 9 in the morning, so we could hurry up and camp in it tonight. I inspected the RV and loved it even more than when I saw it a week ago. Katey and I decided to name her the "Sky Bus" for obvious reasons. We had a spot reserved at Spruce Lake RV Park for tonight; we just couldn't wait to try it out. It was the only place we could get reservations on such short notice, but tonight all we were concerned about were the electricity, water, and sewage hookups. We can get the frills on the next camping trip. This camping trip was just about breaking in the "Sky Bus" and getting that RV experience for the first time. I've wanted to go RVing my whole life and Skycoin gave me the ability to do it before I was a wrinkled old man (no offense to any wrinkle old RVers out there).

    Pulling out of Camping World and taking turns on the frontage roads was a little tricky since we had the BMW hitched up to the back, but I took it nice and slow. Katey was the copilot and sat in the front with me. "Katey, you know, if you have to use to bathroom, I don't have to pull over. We literally have a bathroom on wheels." "It's okay sweetheart," she replied, "I don't have to go." After a moment a silence, "Katey, please! This RV cost as much as a house! Please just use the bathroom!" Of course, I had to apologize for my little outburst. I guess she just didn't appreciate the bathroom as much as me. I have to admit, "Sky Bus" is the biggest thing I've ever driven in my life. It was a little scary at first, but by the time we reached the park, I was deciding on what kind of CB I would get for the RV so I could talk with the other big rig drivers out there.

Didn't we used to eat these for Christmas?

    We got to the RV park by noon and were pulling in with big smiles on our face. Once we got set up in our spot, we decided to walk around the lake and get some fresh air. We knew that there was going to be some ducks and birds around the lake, so we brought a loaf of bread along with us to make some new flying friends. Boy, was that a bad idea. Those ducks and geese at the RV park were straight savages. It started off okay. Some cute ducks with little ducklings following behind them came up to us first. We gave them some pinches of bread so they each got fed and didn't have to fight. Then, of course, came the big bully geese to get their bread. They pushed the ducks out of the way. No big deal, we ripped the slices in half and tried to give a half to each goose. Then we heard them. "Honk, honk, honk, honk." I don't know what kind of bird these were, but they were big and mean. It was a gang of them, for real. There was a leader with a big red beak and read facial feathers. His cronies were all different colors: black, brown, gray, white. We were caught off guard. We hadn't seen any signs that said, "Do not feed wildlife. They may be escaped convicts," or anything like that.
   

   These big bastards started following us as we walked away, honking louder than any goose or duck I've ever heard in my life. Now, I'm not going to say I was scared. Not the manly Tommy "TommyGun" Stiles. But we did start to get a fast-paced walk going that would have made even the mall walkers association jealous. Eventually, we made it back to the RV to escape the ruthless birds. We couldn't figure out if they were just really hungry or if it was some sort of gang initiation for the red-billed one. Either way, we were safe in our "Sky Bus" and we were determined to enjoy the rest of our first RV experience. Please, when you guys and gals get rich off of your Skycoin investements like us, be sure to carry some pepper spray when you go camping in your RV. Or better yet, just get a hotel and forget camping! Either way, it's going to be luxurious, because that's the Skycoin life!