Getting Into a SKYLOFT with SKYCOIN!

You know me, since I've become a Skycoin Millionaire, I can't stand still, I have to keep moving. Life is about living, and just because I'm a cripple, and can't go snowboarding or snowmobiling, doesn't mean I can't still have an adventure. I convinced Katey to take a few sick days off of work, because WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS, BABY!!

I got the idea from the infamous JJ Jenkins, who tore through Vegas in a series of videos. Now I can't go that wild, or so I thought. It turns out being a Skycoin millionaire has more than a few advantages!


First off, flying first class is a completely different experience than flying coach. I've had to fly a time or two, and and you never get the window seat, and the guy sitting next to you always weighs 300 pounds and smells like he hasn't bathed in a week and a half. Even getting into the flight is a pain, with your choice of being fondled or oogled by a middle aged fat man trying to act tough, after standing in line for an hour.

In first class, there are no lines, you just wave at all the suckers who haven't figured out the path to financial freedom. That's alright though, if they all figured it out, then I'd have to stand in line! In first class, you walk right into the plane, there's plenty of leg room, real food, good booze, and a movie. You don't even notice the two hour flight.

Once there I rented us a limo for the whole 4 day weekend, and checked us into the MGM Grand. When I found out they had a SKYLoft, I knew it was fate! Before I found my financial freedom, spending $1500 a night for a hotel room wasn't even a dream. Now it's a reality! Nothing but the best for my baby!

If you want to get your lady's motor running, get her into a limo, haha! She was on me before the door was closed, and her hair was sticking up in every direction when we left the limo. Luckily, SKYLoft guests get to use a private entrance, and in-loft check-in. No lines or waiting when you have Skycoin on your side! 

After a loooong, intimate soak in the in-suite Infinity Edge Spa Tub, it was time to eat. After all that activity, I just ordered in from the Emeril's New Orlean's Fish House, while Katey wanted pasta from the Fiamma Italian Kitchen. No having to choose when you reach financial independence with Skycoin!

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