My new Skyminer!

It's complete! All it cost me was a 12 pack of Coors Lite and a call to my buddy Andrew. It took a few days before he could make it over, one of the drawbacks of not being a Skycoin Millionaire is having to grind the 9-5. That's alright, not everyone has the courage to invest their life savings in hopes of making their dream come true.

After assembling it, all you have to do is plug it into your computer and an outlet, and the program does everything else for you. Tonight is the first time I've plugged it in, and I want to see how much Skycoin I can earn while I sleep! Imagine becoming steadily richer and richer, without even having to log onto Cryptopia to buy more Skycoin!

I no longer have to worry about buying Skycoin at the best price and reselling it. I just plug in my Skyminer and earn FREE coins. It's like that saying my mother always used when I would want a new BB gun or a dirtbike, "Money doesn't grow on trees." But it does fall from the sky, with my new Skycoin Skyminer!

Now how much would you pay for a machine that basically prints money? I'm not afraid to say that I spent a whole Bitcoin on this machine. With Bitcoin at $11k when I bought it, my girlfriend Katey told me I was stupid. But I'm already a Skycoin Millionaire, so 11 big ones is less than I make short selling Skycoin in a day!

Frankly, I believe that anyone who doesn't buy a Skyminer is an idiot. How can you turn down a machine that prints money? A legal one at that! That last bit's important, you don't want to be Crazy Pete, who once thought that if you drew a few zeros on a one dollar bill, that should count as a Benjamin. Luckily, the guys in suits and black sunglasses only roughed him up a little. He's had worse falling down the stairs to his apartment. Don't be Crazy Pete, print your money the legal way with a Skycoin Skyminer!