TGIF and Thank Goodness For Skycoin!



                Happy Friday Skycoin fans! Back in the day, when I was working the 8 to 6 at Lowe’s, Friday meant something else to me. It was the beginning of the two day liberation from the hectic five day work week. I still appreciate Fridays, but now it’s more of a chance for me to people watch. I go out and watch people let loose and raise hell before Monday comes rolling back around. I empathize with them. I know that feeling, that sense of urgency to squeeze every drop of fun out of the temporary freedom you're granted. Looking at them, watching them, allows me to realize how lucky I am to have discovered Skycoin. Skycoin gave me the freedom to make everyday a Friday. Every day is a vacation and it just keeps getting better.
                Speaking of which, the price of Skycoin continues to go up, which is making my bank account look better and better. The other day, I told you all to buy Skycoin when it was $15 and now it’s over $20. If you haven’t done it yet, do it now, because it’s going to keep going up. To celebrate Skycoin breaking the $20 mark again, I decided to cash out a sliver of my portfolio this morning: just enough for me to splurge in my usual way. After I converted my Skycoin to Bitcoin, I posted a screenshot of my Cryptopia account onto Facebook. It will make some of my friends and family jealous, but it’s real purpose was to see who is free to hangout with me tonight. After I converted my Bitcoin into cash using Coinbase, I transferred the money right into my bank account.
I play don't games when I play games
I posted a screenshot of my bank account on Twitter, but that was mostly for my ex-girlfriend Amanda that follows my Tweets. Maybe she is starting to realize that breaking up with me was a huge mistake. She said I was “too controlling.” I’m sorry, but I can’t in good conscience let someone waste three turns trying to roll doubles when they already have the “get out of jail free” card! It’s a good thing my new girlfriend understands the importance of using proper board game strategy. I mean, if you’re not going to play to win, why play at all? At any rate, it wasn’t long after posting my screenshots that my phone started to blow up with texts, Facebook messages, and Tweet responses.
 My friends know that the restaurant bill and bar tab are always on me. And they know that when I post screenshots of my money, I want to spend it like it’s going out of style. My friend Seth sent me the most convincing text. It contained a screenshot of his bank account: $12.21. It looked like I was going to have to take Seth out tonight and teach him the ways of Skycoin. Seth considers himself to be an entrepreneur like myself, but his bank account was proof that Uber was not going to make him the next Mark Cuban anytime soon. My response to his text was “Drinks?” and his response was “Did I ever tell you that you’re my best friend?” I’ve been making a lot of best friends since Skycoin made me financially independent.
"Honey, I swear I've always liked Irish restaurants."
We decided to meet at the Tilted Kilt, which is basically an Irish version of Hooters. It’s a perfect place for guys like Seth and I who are too shy to go to a strip club but too sober to go to Applebee’s. I figured a small get together of just us two would be a perfect opportunity for me to show him the money making potential of Skycoin. The only problem is that he doesn’t have the longest attention span. After we ordered some boneless chicken wings and a couple of Guinnesses, I decided to delve into it. “Seth, I know that you didn’t believe me the first time I told you about Skycoin, but now that you have seen my bank account, you have to realize that I know what I’m talking about.” After a few gulps of his Guinness and some glances at the ongoing televised UFC fight he responds, “Which celebrity do you think I look the most like?”
"Hey, do I look more like Denzel Washington or Will Smith?"
It wasn’t exactly the response I was hoping for, but it should have been what I was expecting from good old “in one ear, out the other” Seth. By the way, the correct answer to his question is always “Who do you think you look like?” because the friend that thinks he looks like George Clooney doesn’t want to hear that he looks like Bobcat Goldthwait. Anyways, after I convinced him to not to quit his job as an Uber driver to become an underwear model, we got back to the matter at hand. “Seth, you showed me your bank account. You’re broke. If you don’t make a change in your life, you’re going to stay broke.” I explained to him how I researched Skycoin for months and found out that it is going to surpass Bitcoin because it is the only cryptocurrency that is safer, faster, and more reliable than Bitcoin. I showed him how I bought it at $1 and sold half my portfolio at $50. I told him how I got help from my parents and the bank to get my initial investment, and how I was able to pay off all my debt within a couple months of buying Skycoin.
After about 20 minutes of explaining the process in which I became a Skycoin millionaire, he took the final gulps of his second Guinness and looked me straight in the eyes. I was ready this time. I was either going to hear a question about which Pokémon he could catch here or if I think the waitresses are actually Irish. “Tommy, I’m going to do it. You’ve been right so far. I have to try to get out of this rut.” Success! Maybe Guinness is an adult cure for ADD, who knows? If I could get him on board, perhaps he could be a Skycoin millionaire too and we could enjoy the leisure of financial independence together. Well, as Skycoin continues to rise, remember that there’s no time like now to buy Skycoin! Join me and Seth and you can become a Skycoin millionaire too. If you’re having trouble paying attention to the Skycoin price chart, try drinking some Guinness: it worked for Seth!

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