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| I wonder if he takes Skycoin |
Good Evening Skycoin fans! Today was an
interesting day for me, to say the least. I got pulled over on the way home
from the bar! Before I get into the story, let me introduce myself to anyone
that may be new to the blog. My name is Tommy “TommyGun” Stiles. I’m 24 years
old, live in Denver Colorado with my girlfriend and our two dogs, and I’m a
Skycoin millionaire. The millionaire part is because I bought Skycoin when it
was a $1, sold half my portfolio when it was $50, and am now financially
independent. I do whatever I want, whenever I want. As long as it’s legal of
course, which gets me into my story.
Today was my buddy Mark’s moving
day. I’m not saying that I completely forgot about it, but I did forget to go
to bed early, set my alarm, and answer the phone when he called me at 9:00 in
the morning. I did eventually answer his call, once I remembered he had
designated me as the official driver of his moving crew. I wonder if it had
anything to do with my brand new 2018 Toyota Tundra Platinum CrewMax with a
5.7L V8. Nah, I’m sure that's just a coincidence. Sure, Mark could have paid a
professional moving company to move his stuff into his new condo, but then he
would never have been able to engage in an exhaustive 70 minute debate between 4
grown men over the proper way to carry a Bowflex XL down 5 stories of an
apartment building. My recommendation of bashing it to bits with a sledgehammer
and melting down the remainder with a blow torch was not appreciated.
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| "Yes, it's my truck. Yes, I will help you move...Mark" |
Nonetheless, cooler heads managed
to prevail and we were able to move Mark into his new condo. The traditional
pizza and beer was our reward. Now for those of you not familiar with Denver,
we have a place downtown called the 16th Street Mall. It’s basically
a narrow strip of downtown, where no motor vehicles are allowed, except the
free shuttle. There are tons of shops, bars, restaurants and that sort of thing
surrounding a pedestrian promenade. I like to come down here every now and then
to spend some of my Skycoin profits in the higher end shops. It wasn’t until I
had money that I realized that my custom sized body needs custom sized clothes.
It’s amazing how wealth makes Wal-Mart brand clothes not fit anymore, isn’t it?
Mark could be enjoying the same
Skycoin millionaire life, but he is one of those stubborn mules that refuse to
listen. When I told him to buy Skycoin at $1, his response was “It’s too late
to buy into cryptocurrency.” When it went to $10, his response was, “Now it’s definitely too late to buy into
cryptocurrency.” When it reached $50 and I was able to buy my brand new Tundra
without batting an eyelash, his response was silence. Maybe now that Skycoin is
on sale, I can convince him to buy some before it starts going up again. Perhaps
after a few craft brews at the Mellow Mushroom, he would be more open to reason,
but I wasn’t going to hold my breath. I told him, “Skycoin is at $15 right now,
but I promise you it’s going to suprpass Bitcoin which is currently at $8000.”
His response was lackluster at best, but who knows, maybe something finally
got through to him. After I got my belly full and showed off my dart skills, I
decided it was time to go home and relax.
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| This is going to make me money while I sleep |
I like to listen to informative YouTube
videos while I drive and it's super easy to hookup to my Bluetooth without
getting distracted. Let me reiterate, I like to LISTEN to YouTube videos while
I drive, not watch, because that would be illegal. One of my YouTube
subscriptions, LDN Crypto, put out a new video today called ”Official
Skycoin/Skywire Miner - Assembly Guide & Timelapse” which popped up on my
alerts. I’ve heard so much about the new Skycoin Skyminer that’s coming out, I
just had to watch it. I played the video with my phone placed just on the outer
rim of my periphial vision, which I’m totally sure is totally 99.99% legal.
Seeing how easy it was to make a Skycoin Skyminer was fascinating, although I was seeing
the video ONLY in my peripheral vision. Before
the 8 minute video could end, I saw the most terrifying thing any Colorado
driver could see in his rear-view mirror: bright flashing berries and cherries. I was being pulled over
and it definitely wasn’t to ask for Grey Poupon.
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| Don't wait for him to ask, just give it to him! |
Now believe it or not, I had
not drunk any alcohol while celebrating the successful move. I knew I would be
driving, therefore pepperoni pizza and Pepsi were all I needed. My driving was straight as an arrow and well within the speed limit. "It has to be
the phone" I thought to myself. That’s the one thing Colorado law enforcement officers absolutely hate.
I pulled over and as I reached for my insurance and registration, I braced
myself for the infamously hefty fine I was about to be served for “distracted
driving.” I rolled down my window and Trooper Halton, State Highway Patrol,
greeted me with the usual, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
I responded with a quick but
respectful, “No sir.” Before I could even start thinking of a really good
excuse for looking at my phone while driving, he says “You have a chain hanging
from the back of your truck.” Those knuckleheads! They left the safety chain from the
U-Haul attached to my hitch and dragging on the ground. After a quick
examination of my license and paperwork, he let me take the chain off and go on
my way. By the time I got home, my heart slowed back to normal rate and I
was able to watch the Skycoin Skyminer video as it was meant to be watched: on a Samsung
65" 4K Ultra HD TV. So I learned two things today, never trust your
bonehead friends to unhitch a U-Haul and buy a Skycoin Skyminer while you can!
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